chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

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#char

He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: “To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”

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#harry potter

ultimatescammer:

i washed out some paint containers and my sink looked really cool

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spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!

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#signal boost

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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offside-goal:

Don’t make plans to marry a person who wouldn’t want to raise a puppy with you

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steeltoesweetheart:

i am in love with this teeny little time out chair oh my goodness bless

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unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

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honeynutgiornos:

honeynutgiornos:

*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me

failed step one

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