laughingbear:

Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~

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flygirlaly:

fellatioutboy:

I HAD TO TALK INTO A MICROPHONE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF TODAY SO MY DIRECTOR COULD FIND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE SOUND SYSTEM AND PEOPLE WERE COMING IN AND OUT OF THE THEATER AND LISTENING TO ME RECITING THE LYRICS FROM PANICS ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY

I might have whipped out my kindle and read the most graphic parts of 50 shades.

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mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

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89cats:

Jack by AnthonyJamesOwen on Flickr.

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clestroying:

turning 12 like

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abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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